1. housewifeswag:

    mchotney:

    vvhitehouse:

    izhtiekz:

    my friend just sent this to me with no context

    This is about 6 hours too short

    I want this played at my funeral

    OMG I’M IN LOVE

    (via morganlindsay97)

     
     

  2. ah-shiyt:

    dan-will-make-you-howell:

    splantamello:

    hotaimee:

    thiscorpsofbrothers:

    splantamello:

    hydrogyne:

    cute things to call your girlfriend:

    1. sugar
    2. honey
    3. flour
    4. egg
    5. salt

    6. 1 tbs of butter

    7. stir thoroughly

    8. pour into baking pan

    9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

    why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

    you smooth fucker

    (via morganlindsay97)

     
  3. awkward-lee:

    awkward-lee:

    the thrilling saga of barbara on a movie date with herself

    the thrilling saga continues

    image

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  5. livingina-hidingplace:

    faineemae:

    "You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

    "You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

    fuck the education system

    I will never NOT reblog this.

    (via morganlindsay97)

     
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  7. watershiphobbits:

    If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist.  It is not “just a joke.”  You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women.  You are not helping, you are not making satire.  You are just being misogynist.

    (via morganlindsay97)

     
  8. spicy-vagina-tacos:

    those are beads

    (Source: n1ghtdreaming, via digitaldetective)

     
  9. rexuality:

    I made a small change to my OKC profile

    (via digitaldetective)

     

  10. transfriendly jobs

    quiet-little-english-garden:

    babybutta:

    equiuszahhak:

     i’ve been doing research about jobs/companies that are accepting of trans and the like since i’m going job hunting again next month, and i found this list, which lists trans-friendly businesses. it links to this page, a directory for employers.

    tagging so people can see it, i figured this might come in handy for some people!

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

    boostan

    (Source: equiuszahhak, via digitaldetective)

     
  11. pupkid:

    i better get an A+ on this powerpoint

    (Source: vewn, via digitaldetective)

     

  12. tentakrule:

    buttermilkqueen:

    godricsgirl:

    I’m babysitting my 2 year old sister and she wanted me to read her a bedtime story but her books are all an insult to literature everywhere, so I read her some Johnlock smut…

    image

    image

    i’m SO GLAD

    (Source: madonnasarmstho, via blindcreations)