1. megaman2:

    megaman2:

    “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

    “no, i said she was fucking goofy”

    please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

    (Source: dededestpolis, via a-lost-majestic-unicorn)

     
  2. dominospizzadelivery:

    Hes literally buried so deep that he cant see any light

    (Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via dutchster)

     

  3. dutchster:

    dutchster:

    instead of studying, write down everything on a small paper and shove it up your nose until everything’s embedded in your brain

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  4. tomkirk:

    my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

    (via dutchster)

     
  5. shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

    julia-beans:

    Guess what I have a new fandom and it’s Jared Padalecki with dogs

    May I join you? Because this is adorable overload

    (via a-lost-majestic-unicorn)

     
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  7. thethirdreel:

    eveningowl:

    manueluv:

    searchingforknowledge:rosa—sparks:babywipesenthusiast:theanimalblog:

    Seven month old Loki the European brown bear cub enjoys himself on a pedalo covered in his favourite treats including strawberry jam and grapes, left in the enclosure by staff at Blair Drummond Safari Park in Scotland.  Picture: Andrew Milligan/PA

    Oh my god, I thought it was a paddle boat massacre

    I honestly thought the bear had decided he’d had enough of the paddle boaters and ate them.

    #I HAD THIS BEAR ALL WRONG

    A MISUNDERSTOOD BEAR NAMED LOKI. THAT’S ALL THE WORLD NEEDS RIGHT NOW. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. 

    (via a-lost-majestic-unicorn)

     

  8. potatoandotherwise:

    in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

    (via dutchster)

     

  9. phleps:

    theirye’re* 

    (via dutchster)

     

  10. paradisaic:

    paradisaic:

    my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

    well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

    (via dutchster)

     

  11. im-choking-on-a-lifesaver:

    Good luck to everyone with exams, especially the ones who are reading this now instead of revising

    (via dutchster)

     

  12. socialnetworkhell:

    "Consensual sex" is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as "non consensual sex", which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say "breathing swimming" and "non breathing swimming", you say swimming and drowning.

    (via digitaldetective)